After Chernobyl explodes, again, radiation spreads like wildfire – creating a radiation-induced quarantine. Miserable and stuck inside with his family, Randy goes to great lengths to stir up the town and convince Congress to allow everyone outside again. Meanwhile, masturbation and sexting takes South Park Elementary by storm, as PC Principal is assigned the anti-PC task of kink-shaming the fourth graders.
News Reporter & News Reporter 1: Elizabeth Rose Morriss
News Reporter 2: Steve Rizzo